SLE Season 7 team logo ranking

     Ranking SLE Season 7 team logos on if I would recommend these places if they were food places.

    The annual logo ranking is here. First was me ranking teams on what they would be if they were not amateur esports team:

    After that, I started to train in boxing and jiu-jitsu so I had to start fist-fighting the logos:

    Now I am trying to bulk. Getting up in weight has been one of the most difficult physical challenges I have done. Starting at 76kg, I am up to 82 kg, but I still have to get to 86kg in 2 months if I don't want to lose the bet and become a vegan for a full year. So without further ado, here is the list of teams as food places:

18. - Grubbers Bistro

    In no way I would ever order anything from a place with this logo? Do I want to have a 36h diarrhea or just die? "Grubbers Cafe special" would be like Lithuanian Cepelinai(eww), but covered with mold. Disgusting! Last place by far.

17. Lynx Dream Cat Cafe

    Cats are adorable, and Lynx's Instagram account would be great. This would be an excellent place to take my gf on a date, so we can look at the sweet sleeping cats while drinking some tea, but if I need to get something to eat, paying 30 euros for 2 muffins and chai-latte, would not be worth it in my book.

16. Kanel Bullens paistries

    The Swedish version of Cinnabon gives a wide option of pastries and snacks, but their cinnamon rolls are their main dish. When you take the bite from the first one, you feel like you are in heaven, but it all goes down from there. It's just too sweet, too sugary, and a bunch of empty carbs. Good for a bite, bad for an order. 

                    15. Eternal Blizzard fast food restaurant

    Frozen food store chain "Iceland" attempt to move into the fast food business - everything in EBs restaurant is defrosted and quickly prepared for delivery - cheap, quick delivery, has some nutritious value, but for me personally - most frozen food makes me sick, so I will pass on this for now.

14. Voidwarp Bubble Tea

    Man, I love bubble tea! Is it good for me? No. Does it have any nutritious value? No. Is it delicious and very fun to drink, popping the tea balls in your mouth? Hell yeah. I will gladly waste my money on this.

13. KAA Chitaly Sushi-Pizza

    I love Italian food, I love Asian cuisine, but why in the world did you have to attempt to unite it? What in the world is a sushi pizza roll? Whose idea was to put wasabi in my pasta? No, I do not want to try Soysamico sauce! Too many cooks in this kitchen!

12. Donkey from Shrek Pub

    A very successful pub realized that their clients often look for food once they are drunk, tired, and ready to go home, and opened a kitchen. Is it good? Not really. Do you care after 7 beers and a joint that you should not have smoked, but agreed to share with your stoner mate? Also, not really. Wet burgers, oily fries, a true late-night munchies classic.

10/11. Assassins and Greed Burger Joint/Black Flag Sailors Burger Joint

    "Damn, I got lucky with crypto and now I have some money to invest, I will make a burger joint! What an original idea!" - thought the founders of these burger joints. I mean they are okay, but lack a bit of personality. Gives me these vibes: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_OkGDEy6eR/

                                        9. Vitagen Kebab

    A lovely kebab place around the corner offers many traditional Turkish foods, but let's be real, you will only order some good old kebab.  Small, medium, large? - Large. Beef, chicken, mix? - Mix. Spicy, non-spicy, medium spicy? - Spicy. Thank you sir, your order will be ready in a moment. You sit at a bar stool in a 40-degree celsium and scroll some reels.

                        8. The Round Table traditional kitchen

    The place you go to when you actually want some solid quality food, for a good price. Nothing fancy, no surprises, but you will leave the kitchen with your tummy full, your bank balance in green, and ready to play some league.

                           7. Dark Horse Viking Cocktail Bar

        Logo - smooth, dress code- elegant, snacks - class, cocktails - perfect. DHV Cocktail Bar is an excellent place to truly enjoy what you are drinking. Yes, you won't really eat here, but the lychee martini is so good, that you will not think about eating for some time. Just won the SLE title? Cheer it up with French 75. 0-4 in first 2 SLE weeks? Good Old Fashioned will help with your arrow.

                                    6. Ablaze hot kitchen

    I love spicy food, real spicy food, not just a Siracha or Tobasco, but some good stuff like Dirty Dicks hot sauce or something from the Queen Majesties series, Ablaze hot kitchen has it all. Not for the softest tounges, but if you are a hothead, this is a place to be.

5./4. - Nebula and Deadly Chi a sided Asian cuisine restaurant

    One building, two restaurants, pure class. These 2 would be high-tier, expensive seafood restaurants. Nebula focuses on sweet water fish, with some crabs and other high-water creatures, while Deadly Chi is the deep water delicacy restaurant with some calamari, octopuses, and squids. Extremely heavy on your wallet, but an experience you might never forget.

3. Emrys Hyena Steak House

    With excellent steaks, a great atmosphere, a wide range of different sauces, and side dishes, this would be the place to go if you are together with anyone that does not enjoy sea food. Not the cheapest of places, but if you want some perfectly kept and seasoned steak. And their signature dish -  "deer fillet served with wild berries", is 10/10.

2. Black Lotus Tea House

    Deeply rooted in tradition and from humble beginnings, Black Lotus Tea House keeps it simple and traditional and it is excellent. Nobody knows what is the secret ingredient in their tea, some speculate that they add some variation of opium to it, but it makes you feel so calm and good that you don't care. They refuse any modernization, their logo has not been changed for 70+ years, and this would be a must-visit for anyone.

1. SlimOdds Crab Joint

    Similarly to Black Lotus, this crab joint also is a place stuck in the past. They have no social media accounts, the interior has not been updated for years, the menus are handwritten, the logo was created in Microsoft Paint in 1995. They know how to do 1 thing and 1 thing only - catch and cook crabs, and I love crabs. Especially King Crabs. Delicious!

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